Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Sunday, September 03, 2006
Its been a while
P.S. whoever right "dont pee on me" on my daughters potty seat is downright wrong man...
Saturday, July 15, 2006
Yes I know you all have been anxiously waiting to see what does XL look like, well here I am. Yes I am a shit puppet a living breathing piece of shit. Im healthy though, nice brown coloring and solid! Many people probably would assume that I didnt derive from feces, but its true Im just a piece of shit....whats that smell?
Monday, July 10, 2006
Oh no, not a case of the mondays
Saturday, July 01, 2006
July, National White Trash Month!
Thursday, June 29, 2006
finally not me
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Phuck Bloomberg Smoking is still the shit
Picutre this, its Thanksgiving night, football is over your about to OD on tryptophan and annoying relatives, what can take you away....a nice smoke. For me it would be a nice Parliament Menthol Light. Nothing like smoking in the fall seeing all the smoke come out of your mouth after having a party in your lungs...deep breath. When I see women smoking I think to my self "she must be into anal" its fucking cool, smoking its just cool. I started smoking at 14, to be cool. It was a landmark day for me when I finally inhaled. I stole a pack of my sisters Brights (some girl menthol cigarette) and tried my best to inhale...after about 5 or 6 cigs I did it, and from there its history. I started with your prototypical Marlboro Lights then ventures to Newports I then realized that I am not black and do not own puma sweats, so I went for the abstract cigarette TRUEs oh they were my first love, that cool filter, the soft pack, the fresh menthol taste. I then began to tire of my nicotine menthol mistress and saw a regal beauty staring me in my face, Parliaments...menthol lights...she was hard but so soft on the inside I have found my cancer love.
"Theres nothing like a smoke after a meal." (Vern, Stand By Me)
WHO AM THIS?